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[Erlug] scuse a nando, ma troppo bello

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Subject: [Erlug] scuse a nando, ma troppo bello
From: Maurizio Lemmo - Tannoiser <tann@xxxxxxxxx>
Date: Mon, 1 Oct 2001 22:39:11 +0200
per non essere postato.

----- Forwarded message from Nando Santagata <nando@xxxxxxxxx> -----

Subject: Windows Haikus
From: Nando Santagata <nando@xxxxxxxxx>
Reply-To: <noi@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Mon, 1 Oct 2001 13:27:19 -0700
To: noi@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
User-Agent: Mutt/1.2.5i

----- Forwarded message from Fernando Santagata <fsantagata@xxxxxx> -----

Some of these are priceless:

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In Japan, the Microsoft error messages have been replaced with Haiku
poetry messages. Haiku  poetry  has strict construction rules. Each poem
has only three lines, 17 syllables: Five syllables in the first line,
seven in the second, five in the third. Haiku is used to communicate a
timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful
insight through  extreme brevity - the essence of Zen:

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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The Website you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
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With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao-until
You bring fresh toner.
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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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----- End forwarded message -----

-- 
Nando Santagata: Telemastica & infornatica
Key fingerprint = 1054 9311 458D 4BAA E97B  F447 7CD4 54B5 0208 F815
finger nandos (at) mail (dot) ipers (dot) net   for my GPG public key

----- End forwarded message -----

-- 
The Macintosh is Xerox technology at its best.

Maurizio - Tannoiser - Lemmo
STIGE Srl Servizi Informatici
Founder Member of ERLUG (Emilia Romagna Linux User Group)
http://erlug.linux.it


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